Accrington Stanley Bowles FC 3 v 0 Preston NE - IFA League match 5th April 2008
Nick ponders the meaning of life and the universe
Kendrick asks the ref if he's seen the ball
The bench, looking thoughful
Nick on the break
Steady skips by PNE's number 19
PNE's No 12 shows Nick some of his ninja moves
JJ bounces off their big centre half
A JJ sandwich
Diving b******d ;-)
ASB break down the left
JJ realises why he's called "heaps" after taking 30 minutes to go round No 9
JJ on the drive
JJ mid tackle
and over he goes....
PNE's keeper shouts at his wall
Eddie takes the freekick
..an easy take for the keeper.
Sharkey and No 5 tussle for a header
JJ challenges for a high ball
Hoooof!
Frange and Weeman enjoy the sideline banter
Inga suspects someone on the bench had dropped a rotten one
Tina sticks out like a sore thumb that's been stung by a wasp
T battles for the ball
Kev works his magic with the guys on the sidelines, lovin' that body language ;-)
Dave responds to Kev's lip licking with a shy glance...it must be love
Woody feels left out of all the flirting as he runs the line on the far side. See how upset he looks...aaw poor wee thing!
Eddie re-enacts the end scene from Karate Kid
PNE on the attack
Nick plays it safe
Nick challenges for the ball whilst Sharkey considers helping
Tim holds of some attention
Tim continues to hold of the attentions
JJ shoots just wide
PNE's No 17 gets a ticking off
Nick on the ball
Nick...still on the ball
Nick....still, oh it's boring typing the same thing, stop being greedy Nick and pass the ball!
Kendrick works on his YMCA moves
Slouch and Eddie close PNE down in the middle of the park
Tina realises his hair style might not be the wisest move give the teams hgh levels of sarcasm
Eddie shows Kendrick how the YMCA moves work, oblivious to the game going on behind him
Sharkey challenges for the ball at the back post
PNE's No 5 cuts the ball out on its way to Kev
"Keepers Baw!"
Eddie, still showing Kendrick the YMCA moves, gets the ball caught under his feet
Tina sweeps up his hair clippings in defence
Kev puts the laces through the ball
Kendrick holds the ball up at a short corner
PNE on the break
PNE's keeper rolls the ball out
PNE's No6 demonstrates his YMCA moves
Sharkey gets his arse felt
JJ gets brought down for a penalty
..and calmly steps up to slot it away
The boys celebrate as PNE's morale starts to sink
Orv takes control at the back
...and sends it long
Some midfield action
PNE's No 19 on the ball
Sorry, nothing funny I can say about this one
Rob gets a touch on the ball
Eddie goes long
Nick shits it
JJ gets around the back of the big lad and fires a shot....
... low into the bottom far corner watched all the way by Sharkey...3-0
Riz introduces us to the next generation of ASB
Immy gets on the start causing trouble
Keir gets his first touch
..and then his second
PNE clear their lines
..and again
Immy takes on two
ASB defend a corner
Frange shows off his limp wrists to a rather impressed looking P. Heaps
Dave Newman gets on and promptly runs away from the ball
James delivers a freekick into the box
that Dave goes for
but it's not going in his direction
PNE No 5 and Keir challenge for the ball
Dave shows off his moves
..and then gets a shot away that was a foot or so over the bar
Neither Kev nor PNE No 19 know where the ball is.
Frange and Eddie challneging for the ball
Orv works on his robotic dancing as everyone is impressed and looks on
Dave and the big lad go for the ball
then develop a balletic stance
Keir watches as Dave goes out of focus
Keir realises he's not pushing his wheelbarrow anymore
Dave closes down the PNE defence
Simon Cowell takes a break from American Idol
Zack gets involved
but fails to keep it in play
Orv takes a well earned rest
Zack battles with PNE No17 for the ball
...then Eddie gets involved
and Zack clears
Eddie in the thick of it as Dave and Tina look on
Kev on the attack
still on the attack
Keir controls it as the sun comes out
PNEs No17 sits on his arse
and continues to do so.
Eddie gives PNE lads the slip
Tina salutes the bench
Immy is just a blur
Now that's better, focussed and focussed
Immy still focussed
Dave narrowly misses a kick in the nuts
Keir on the edge of the box
Brace scorer JJ looks on after his substitution
