Accrington Stanley Bowles FC 3 v 0 Preston NE - IFA League match 5th April 2008
Nick ponders the meaning of life and the universe

Kendrick asks the ref if he's seen the ball

The bench, looking thoughful

Nick on the break

Steady skips by PNE's number 19

PNE's No 12 shows Nick some of his ninja moves

JJ bounces off their big centre half

A JJ sandwich

Diving b******d ;-)

ASB break down the left

JJ realises why he's called "heaps" after taking 30 minutes to go round No 9

JJ on the drive

JJ mid tackle

and over he goes....

PNE's keeper shouts at his wall

Eddie takes the freekick

..an easy take for the keeper.

Sharkey and No 5 tussle for a header

JJ challenges for a high ball

Hoooof!

Frange and Weeman enjoy the sideline banter

Inga suspects someone on the bench had dropped a rotten one

Tina sticks out like a sore thumb that's been stung by a wasp

T battles for the ball

Kev works his magic with the guys on the sidelines, lovin' that body language ;-)

Dave responds to Kev's lip licking with a shy glance...it must be love

Woody feels left out of all the flirting as he runs the line on the far side. See how upset he looks...aaw poor wee thing!

Eddie re-enacts the end scene from Karate Kid

PNE on the attack

Nick plays it safe

Nick challenges for the ball whilst Sharkey considers helping

Tim holds of some attention

Tim continues to hold of the attentions

JJ shoots just wide

PNE's No 17 gets a ticking off

Nick on the ball

Nick...still on the ball

Nick....still, oh it's boring typing the same thing, stop being greedy Nick and pass the ball!

Kendrick works on his YMCA moves

Slouch and Eddie close PNE down in the middle of the park

Tina realises his hair style might not be the wisest move give the teams hgh levels of sarcasm

Eddie shows Kendrick how the YMCA moves work, oblivious to the game going on behind him

Sharkey challenges for the ball at the back post

PNE's No 5 cuts the ball out on its way to Kev

"Keepers Baw!"

Eddie, still showing Kendrick the YMCA moves, gets the ball caught under his feet

Tina sweeps up his hair clippings in defence

Kev puts the laces through the ball

Kendrick holds the ball up at a short corner

PNE on the break

PNE's keeper rolls the ball out

PNE's No6 demonstrates his YMCA moves

Sharkey gets his arse felt

JJ gets brought down for a penalty

..and calmly steps up to slot it away

The boys celebrate as PNE's morale starts to sink

Orv takes control at the back

...and sends it long

Some midfield action

PNE's No 19 on the ball

Sorry, nothing funny I can say about this one

Rob gets a touch on the ball

Eddie goes long

Nick shits it

JJ gets around the back of the big lad and fires a shot....

... low into the bottom far corner watched all the way by Sharkey...3-0

Riz introduces us to the next generation of ASB



Immy gets on the start causing trouble

Keir gets his first touch

..and then his second

PNE clear their lines

..and again

Immy takes on two

ASB defend a corner

Frange shows off his limp wrists to a rather impressed looking P. Heaps

Dave Newman gets on and promptly runs away from the ball

James delivers a freekick into the box

that Dave goes for

but it's not going in his direction

PNE No 5 and Keir challenge for the ball

Dave shows off his moves

..and then gets a shot away that was a foot or so over the bar

Neither Kev nor PNE No 19 know where the ball is.

Frange and Eddie challneging for the ball

Orv works on his robotic dancing as everyone is impressed and looks on

Dave and the big lad go for the ball

then develop a balletic stance

Keir watches as Dave goes out of focus

Keir realises he's not pushing his wheelbarrow anymore

Dave closes down the PNE defence

Simon Cowell takes a break from American Idol

Zack gets involved

but fails to keep it in play

Orv takes a well earned rest

Zack battles with PNE No17 for the ball

...then Eddie gets involved

and Zack clears

Eddie in the thick of it as Dave and Tina look on

Kev on the attack

still on the attack

Keir controls it as the sun comes out

PNEs No17 sits on his arse

and continues to do so.

Eddie gives PNE lads the slip

Tina salutes the bench

Immy is just a blur

Now that's better, focussed and focussed

Immy still focussed

Dave narrowly misses a kick in the nuts

Keir on the edge of the box

Brace scorer JJ looks on after his substitution
